Weird Thoughts

1.       Have you ever thought of calling your old friends for fun and gave up midway realizing they only make you sad

2.       Have you ever woke up early in the morning accidentally and thought you would do something productive but realize that you have nothing in life that is as important as sleep

3.       Have you ever enlisted the things you have done in past to draw attention in group

4.       Have you ever felt positive and confident on a random day just by taking a bath or taking your clothes off in your room

5.       Do you sometimes feel, when you have nothing to do, that you can excel in any field but the only thing stopping you is the lack of time

6.       Have you ever made a list of friends you think are laughing at your jokes out of pity

7.       Have you wrote the names of people, in order, who influenced you and draw patterns from the first letter of their names

8.       Have you ever played ‘FLAMES’ on an exam answer sheet

9.       Have you ever thought that you would have acted better in a movie scene after watching it alone

10.   How often you consider switching professions before sleeping and forget after waking up

11.   Have you ever got a solution for a question, from your assignments or homework, in a dream

12.   Have you ever find your voice funny after listening to yourself in silent background

13.   Have you ever have forgotten your resolutions because you didn’t note them down.

14.   Have you ever got shocked reading the articles whose titles start with “ You will be shocked to know”

15.   Have you ever thought how it would be if you become celebrity overnight and practiced what to say in TV interviews

16.   Do you think people spellcheck their suicide note

17.   Have you ever given a thought about what mosquitoes and ants would do in their free time

18.   Do you often get weird yet creative thoughts but never share with others because they may judge you for that.

19.   Had you had written all of your weird thoughts, how many pages, by now, do you think you would have finished.

20.   Have you ever read the whole article expecting something useful and at the end abused the author for wasting your time

(Maybe Continued……)